I wanted to tell Mike that I had enhanced the julian date function he had shared with me so he could replace his with mine instead of the system growing a multiplicity of julian date functions.
Mike was another contractor on some godforsakenly dreary application being developed at cruising altitude in some megabank, a great guy always joking well and laughing about everything including his obsession with the real estate scheme infomercials he apparently watched non-stop in his free time.
I told Mike I had snazzed his function up nicely, generalizing it or adding some whiz-bang feature or something, and mentioned he could now modify his program to use the new version.
Something I need to get across to My Cherished Reader is the utter and profound honesty of Mike's reaction. Indeed, sufficient googling may well surface Mike's blog entry detailing in turn his astonishment and horror at what I had proposed. For when I finished there was a brief moment of incomprehension and then a dawning and his eyes grew wide and his jaw dropped and then a huge smile of wonder spread across his face, his palms rose in supplication for any possible justification of my madness and at last words came to him.
"But...but...," he stammered for effect. "My code already works!"
It was a grand moment, two solid technologists sincere in their craft standing face to face with not one scintilla of common ground on the simplest of questions.
Mike was reeling at the idea that a working module should be touched. He repeated his encomium ("It works!") and then with no offense intended and with solid good-feeling camaraderie just started laughing at me.
Meanwhile I knew without doubt that swapping in my version would likely take one minute (what's that? about sixty seconds?) and that application systems should be kept as simple as possible (and so not have two julian date functions (can you say Y2K?)).
I shrugged -- it was a small matter -- and retraced my path back to my cubicle before the pheromone trail could grow cold. Well, this is my blog, so Mike was wrong. Tilton's Law:
- The worst thing you can say about software is that it works.
So what else besides that it works can you say about software, especially about applications written in tall buildings? Well, unless one is banking on the relatively high probability that the project will get canceled before ever it sees light of day, the software will eventually be asked to do new things or to do old things differently.
So the software must not be brittle and must not have any more built-in assumptions than necessary and where one builds in the assumptions it would be nice if they were abstracted out of the core so that new requirements can be handled as gracefully as possible.
Note that new and changed requirements come along not just after a successful deployment but also during development, perhaps even more so because only when users see software do they realize what they wanted. They should do a study: I bet requirements change more just implementing the software than they do ever after. Brittle, inflexible software can be so hard to change during development that projects never make it out the door no matter how well the software "works" on the original requirements.
Reminds me of another war story. Schedule "B".
The law on tax shelters had just been changed eliminating the bogus write-offs those things produced and some financial establishment needed some contractor to write the software to generate statements for clients detailing exactly how badly they would be hosed by the new law. Apparently they had tried it in-house and the guy assigned to it had quit after working on it for a couple of months to no avail. Jobs were everywhere back then in the Eighties, why not?
God forbid I should digress: it was a fun interview, really nice group and nice manager. The best point was when he asked His Kennyness what was His greatest weakness. Neat question!
Lemme see...no...no...no... I was looking at the floor going through coding, debugging, DB design, and it was taking a while which I thought was pretty funny and I am sure they were all enjoying it but I really wanted to come up with something and then it came to me.
"Testing!" I almost yelled. "I am terrible at testing!"
Whew! Reminds me of the time I had a little team (this was before people realized I should just be chained to an out-of-the-way workstation and hosed down and thrown food as needed on big projects) and was assigned a junior nooby who asked me the same question about three times and who hated me because apparently Hell hath no fury like a woman gently suggested she might take notes, which was great (that she hated me) because she was so useless we just had her testing my code and believe me no software has ever been subjected to such merciless, sustained, and deliberate abuse as was mine. Every twenty or thirty minutes we would hear this triumphant rejoicing "Ha!" explode from her cubicle as she found another bug and imagined another dagger plunged between my ribs when in fact I was loving the whole thing because to me testing is just God and Abraham and Isaac all over again. Where was I? Schedule "B".
Anyway, the task went very well. The manager (another Mike) gave me a very clear spec and I did my usual structured architectural blah-blah-blah and the users were very nice and called me every once and a while with RFEs. Bringing me to my point.
Mike was a great guy but also button-downed and into process and told me not to listen to the users, make them ask him and he would tell them, No. So I was always very nice with the users and said I welcomed their thoughtful consideration and input and could barely restrain myself from just dashing it off right now if I could just put them on hold for a second and I will indeed start looking at the matter while it would help very much if they could just run this great idea past Mike, he's a bit of a stickler for protocol, terrible bother I know, hate to ask this of you.
OK, they would say.
Then I would put down the phone and look at the code to see what was needed. Oh. Scratch, scratch, poke. Done.
Then I would go into Mike's office and tell him the users had asked for X and he would make a face and I would say I had already made the change if that would affect his decision.
Mind you this did not happen because I consciously planned for change, I just worried about things besides whether the code worked. Simple architectural tidiness went straight to the business bottom line: the users got exactly what they needed at no extra cost to the enterprise. How does simple clean design make RFEs easy to handle? Tilton's Lemma:
- Refinements to requirements cannot vary fundamentally from the original.
[Keep your eyes open for the "We Can Live With the Way You Handled That" mind-bending illustration of the power of clean design.]
The flipside war story was in a different tall building working on a system so badly designed that after a certain point it pretty much stopped evolving at all.
I walked up to my manager and said I had an idea on how to improve something I was working on for her so that it could be used for other things.
"No, no, no," she said. "I just need this one thing working before Thursday's meeting so I can score one on the users. They are out to get us."
Ah, systems development as an act of war. The system they had developed was such a horror that the only thing that ever moved it forward was a team of very well-paid outside contractors who managed against all odds to add new functionality, pausing from their toils every several days when one of them would take a design two-by-four across his skull from said system and lean back and poll the others on how badly each felt the system hindered them, an order of magnitude generally being settled on as no exaggeration however often it usually is.
The IT department ended up with a bunker mentality lobbing back hand grenade code releases to suppress fire from users strafing us with gratuitous RFEs as the organization staggered towards collapse and acquisition, and it being a financial institution to no small degree dependent on how well it processed information I cannot help thinking this system was to blame.
But it did work.
Oh, sorry. Lisp? Well, the more powerful the language the more time one has for that much easier a job of designing an application as opposed to banging out whatever source code passes the unit tests. And when it comes to separating specifics out into a configuration area that drives a more universal engine... can you say DSL? Sher ya can.